RESORT VACATION

<<nobr>><<set $cash = 250>> <<set $days = 7>> <<set $anxiety = 0>> <<set $destination = either("Punta Cana", "Playa del Carmen", "Puerto Vallarta", "Riviera Maya")>> <<set $hotel = either("The Regent Grand", "Villa del Mar", "Windsong Resort", "Paraiso Royal")>><<endnobr>>You step onto the platform and breath in the heavy <<print $destination>> air. You close your eyes and imagine the many pleasures that await you. You are waiting for the resort transportation to arrive and deliver you to the hotel. Before this trip you've never stayed at a resort. Even though you imagined you would be a more adventurous traveller, it just seemed impractical to forego this all inclusive package. After all, you're on a budget and you have a limited amount of vacation time each year. Besides being amazed to learn that a return flight and acommodation, with all-you-can-eat-and-drink could cost so little, this definitely seemed like the safest and least stressful plan. You look around. There is supposed to be somebody here to direct you to the escort but you see no indication for <<print $hotel>>, your hotel. [[You decide to...|Airport]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<if visited("Turndown Service") > 1>>\ Two swans embrace neck in neck on the edge of the bed. This is called towel art. <<endif>>\ A king bed flanked by endtables and lamps stands opposite a large flat screen TV. There is a [[MINI-BAR|Mini-Bar]] in the corner. A [[TERRACE|Terrace]] overlooks the pool. <<if $days >= 1>>[[SLEEP|Sleep]]<<elseif $days < 1>><<endif>><<nobr>> <<remember $days>><<endnobr>> You have <<print $days>> days left. <<if $cash > 0>>You have <<print $cash>> dollars.<<elseif $cash <= 0>>You are broke.<<endif>> You feel <<if $anxiety <= 5>>relaxed<<elseif $anxiety <= 10>>bored<<elseif $anxiety >= 11>>anxious<<endif>>. <<if $days is 6>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 5>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 4>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 3>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 2>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 1>>\ [[What are you going to go to do today?|Map]] <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 0>>\ [[It's time to go home|End]]. <<if $cash >= 5>>[[Leave a Tip|Turndown Service Last Day]].<<elseif $cash <= 1>><<endif>> <<endif>>\ <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<set $days -= 1>> <<if $days is 6>>\ You fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 5>>\ You dream that a team of salsa instructors are brushing your hair. [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 4>>\ In your dream a lizard crawls into your [[eye.|AC]] <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 3>>\ The conierge appears in your dream, smiling as you generously tip the lamp, the table, the bed, and the TV in your room. [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 2>>\ You dream you're polishing a coral reef with a cold towel. [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 1>>\ In your dream you ask the bartender to take a picture of you in front of the mini-bar. [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 0>>\ You have a restless sleep... [[Get Up|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<endif>>\ <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ambient.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

On the car ride back to the airport you think back on the week... <<if $anxiety <= 5>>It was sun, fun, food, rest, and relaxation. At such a bargain price you're ready to book your slice of paradise again next year!<<elseif $anxiety <= 10>>You feel ambivalent about the experience. Was it fun or sort of boring? You're supposed to be in <<print $destination>> but it seemed like another world...<<elseif $anxiety >= 11>>You feel uncomfortable with the experience. You felt stifled and awkard at the resort. You realize now how relieved you'll be to get home. Maybe then you can rethink the meaning of paradise.<<endif>> [[Goodbye|Start]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relaxed.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You are in the Grand Lobby. The ceiling is breathtakingly high. Plush seating facilities are bordered by Malabar Chestnuts. Near the front is the [[CONCIERGE DESK|Concierge Desk]]. <<if $days is 6>>\ A voice on a loudspeaker announces, 'Salsa lessons at Indigo Bar ALL DAY!'. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 5>>\ Somebody from staff informs you of an excursion leaving the resort in ten minutes. The group is gathering [[near the door.|Excursion Group]] <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 4>>\ It's Mexican theme day at La Merica today. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 3>>\ <<print $hotel>> is offering boat rides and snorkelling at the beach today. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 2>>\ A convention group occupies the lobby today. <<endif>>\ <<if $days is 1>>\ You hear whispers of a ceremony at the beach this evening. <<endif>>\ To the left is [[L'ABRICOT|L'Abricot]] a fine dining French restaurant and beyond that, [[INDIGO BAR|Indigo Bar]]. [[LA MERICA|La Merica]] restaurant is on the second level overlooking the grounds. Your [[ROOM|Ambassador King Suite]] is on the fifth. On the northside a [[SPA ROOM|Spa Room]] and [[GYM|Gym]] face the jungle. A pathway leads down to a [[POOL|Pool]]. Wander down to [[KOI SUSHI BAR|Koi Sushi Bar]]. Beyond it lies the [[BEACH|Beach]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

White tablecoths and napkins. A hostess offers you a [[seat|Dine]]. [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sadjazz.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Teak venetian blinds are turned down. Candles are sprinkled across the dark interior. <<if $days == 6>>A band plays Latin music. Several [[dance instructors|Dance Instructors]] guide laughing vacationers in a twostep. [[Join in|Dance]].<<elseif $days < 6>>The [[bartender|Bartender]] looks bored.<<endif>> [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Cerulean water flows from a smooth stone block into a pool inset in bamboo. <<if $cash >= 60>>A woman offers to give you a [[massage|Massage]]. It will cost $60 USD.<<elseif $cash <= 59>>You cannot afford a massage.<<endif>> [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sushi.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Rows of equipment gleam next to mirror lined walls. Illuminated [[flat screens|Flat Screens]] are suspended at eye level. [[Workout|Workout]]. [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

A serpentine formation of sterile blue water dotted with palm trees, shaded cabanas, and [[pool concierge|Pool Concierge]] handing out [[drinks|Pool Drink]] and [[towels|Pool Towel]]. [[Take a selfie|Selfie]]. [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

A fringe of red crystal beads lines the doorway. A woman behind the bar smiles and offers you [[sashimi|Sushi]]. [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sushi.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Intoxicated by sweat and pain, you feel great! [[Return|Gym]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<if $days is 1>> The beach is crowded. Everybody is captivated by [[something...|Beach Ceremony]] <<elseif $days is 7>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]] <<elseif $days is 6>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]] <<elseif $days is 5>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]] <<elseif $days is 4>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]] <<elseif $days is 3>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. Guests are lining up to board the boat. Snorkel gear packages are being handed out individually. It costs $80 USD. <<if $cash >= 80>>[[Join the group|Boat Ride][$cash -= 80]].<<elseif $cash <= 79>>You cannot afford this excursion.<<endif>> [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]] <<elseif $days is 2>>Sixteen hundred feet of pristine white sand. Palms jut out of the earth as if reaching for the ocean. [[THE RESORT|Map]] towers behind you. [[Azure water beckons to you..|Swim]]<<endif>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ceremony.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You become one with the waves. [[Dry Off|Beach][$anxiety -= 2]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ceremony.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Sun filters in through a panoramic window that spans the beach. It's a [[buffet|Buffet]]. [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/buffet.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<set $view = either("Some vacationers are milling around in the water.", "Water aerobics in the pool today.")>><<print $view>> [[Go Inside|Ambassador King Suite]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much should you leave for turndown service? [[$1 USD|Map][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|Map][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|Map][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|Map][$anxiety += 1]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>>

<<set $news = either("'The Pope Condemns Mexico's Drug Cancer'", "'Rising Sea Levels Poised to Harm Fishing Communities'", "'Mexico Water Shortage Becomes Crisis'", "'Dora The Explorer Actress Suspended from High School for Vaping in Bathroom'", "'Puerto Rico Lowering its Minimum Wage to $3 per hour'")>>An international news broadcast. The headline is <<print $news>>. [[Look away|Gym][$anxiety += 1]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You've been carrying a lot of tension in your back. <<if $cash > 60>>[[Leave a tip|Massage Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 60>><<endif>> [[Refreshed|Spa Room][$cash -= 60]]. <<set $anxiety -= 2>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sushi.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You watch as he crushes lemon and basil into a glass, fills it with spirits, and strains it over ice. <<if $cash > 0>>[[Leave a tip|Bar Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>><<endif>> [[Stand Up|Indigo Bar]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<if $cash > 0>>[[Veuve Cliquot|Refreshed][$cash -= 65]], [[pretzels|Sated][$cash -=6]], [[Fiji Water|Refreshed][$cash -= 8]], [[Pringles|Sated][$cash -= 6]], [[Coca Cola|Refreshed][$cash -= 5]], [[Grey Goose|Refreshed][$cash -= 25]], [[some Gummy Bears|Sated][$cash -= 6]].<<elseif $cash <= 0>>You are broke.<<endif>> [[Close|Ambassador King Suite]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$1 USD|Indigo Bar][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|Indigo Bar][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|Indigo Bar][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|Indigo Bar][$anxiety += 1]].

<<set $dine = either("The duck confit is very rich.", "You order a creme brulee and a coffee.", "You are served a rib eye steak marinated in smoke oil with a glass of Chardonnay.")>> Bon Appetit. <<print $dine>> <<if $cash >= 40>>[[Leave a tip.|Dine Tip]]<<elseif $cash < 40>><<endif>> [[Stand Up|L'Abricot]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sadjazz.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Dancers in traditional garb are moving around a bonfire holding flaming batons. The person standing next to you says the fire dance is an ancient rite. Some people are [[taking videos|Cam]]. [[That's Enough|Sleep]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ceremony.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

He's wearing a black bowtie. [[Talk|Talk]] to him. Ask him for a [[drink|Drink]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<nobr>><<set $talk = either("Would you like [[something refreshing?|Drink]]", "How do you like <<print $hotel>>?", "Is it your first time in <<print $destination>>?")>><<endnobr>><<print $talk>> [[Stand Up|Bartender]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

<<cacheaudio "resort_event" "sound/ceremony.wav">> <<cacheaudio "buffet_music" "sound/buffet.wav">> <<cacheaudio "lounge_music" "sound/lounge.wav">> <<cacheaudio "ambient_music" "sound/ambient.wav">> <<cacheaudio "easy_going" "sound/easydrum.wav">> <<cacheaudio "sushi_bar" "sound/sushi.wav">> <<cacheaudio "sad_jazz" "sound/sadjazz.wav">> <<cacheaudio "intro_music" "sound/relax.wav">>

How much? [[$5 USD|L'Abricot][$cash -= 5]] [[$10 USD|L'Abricot][$cash -= 10]] [[$15 USD|L'Abricot][$cash -= 15]] [[Nevermind|L'Abricot][$anxiety += 1]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>>

Tuna, delicious. [[Thank her|Sashimi]]. <<if $cash >= 5>>[[Leave a tip|Sushi Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 4>><<endif>> [[Leave|Map]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sushi.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$1 USD|Koi Sushi Bar][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|Koi Sushi Bar][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|Koi Sushi Bar][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|Koi Sushi Bar][$anxiety += 1]].

[[Refreshed|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>>

[[Sated|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>>

The concierge [[smiles.|Smile]] [[Leave|Map]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

They circulate with cocktail lined trays balanced on one hand. Guests call them 'booze butlers'. [[Look Away|Pool]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Pale creamy froth in frosted glasses garnished with pineapple. [[Take one|Pina Colada]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Would you like a [[cold towel?|Cold Towel]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You dab at your temples as perspiration begins to form. <<if $cash >= 5>>[[Leave a Tip|Pool Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 4>><<endif>> [[Discard|Pool]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$1 USD|Pool][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|Pool][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|Pool][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|Pool][$anxiety += 1]].

How much? [[$5 USD|Spa Room][$cash -= 65]] [[$10 USD|Spa Room][$cash -= 70]] [[$15 USD|Spa Room][$cash -= 75]] [[Nevermind|Spa Room][$anxiety += 1]].

Artfully stacked pyramids of fresh fruit, grilled lobster, and heaps of shrimp glisten on the buffet cart. <<if $days is 4>>Today's special is tacos.<<endif>> [[Hungry?|Bus Trays]] [[Leave|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/buffet.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much should you leave for turndown service? It's your last chance to show your appreciation. [[$5 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 5]] [[$10 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 10]] [[$25 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 25]] [[Nevermind|Ambassador King Suite][set $anxiety += 1]].

Your flight ran on time and you made it through customs quick. As far as you know you're in the right place. [[Five minutes pass...|Airport][$anxiety += 1]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You glance at the queue of waiting taxis. Some of the drivers are leaning against their cars. You hesitate...[[(your Spanish isn't very good...)|Airport][$anxiety += 1]][[(you've heard there are tourist scams...)|Airport][$anxiety += 2]] [[How much cash did you bring?|Cash Count]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

It's a busy terminal. [[Sigh...|Airport][$anxiety += 1]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You find a payphone and reach somebody at <<print $hotel>>. They're apologetic. [[It should be half an hour.|Airport][$anxiety -= 1]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You brought <<print $cash>> dollars. [[Take a cab|Cab Ride]]. [[Forget it|Airport][$anxiety += 1]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

The driver stashes your luggage in the trunk. It's a half hour drive on the freeway. You get out at the resort's security gate. The ride cost $30 USD. [[Tip your driver|Cab Tip]]. [[Head to the hotel|Upgrade][$cash -= 30]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$3 USD|Upgrade][$cash -= 33]] [[$5 USD|Upgrade][$cash -= 35]] [[$8 USD|Upgrade][$cash -= 38]] [[Nevermind|Upgrade][$cash -= 30]].

A bellhop meets you at the door and wordlessly takes your luggage. The concierge greets you smiling. "Welcome to <<print $hotel>>! How was the flight?" She insists on upgrading your room to an [[Ambassador King Suite|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<set $anxiety -= 2>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You catch the eye of somebody wearing a nametag and ask about <<print $hotel>>. [[You're in the right place.|Airport][$anxiety -= 1]] <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/relax.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

The woman bows. [[Stand Up|Sushi]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/sushi.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You notice a lot of food in the bus trays destined for the garbage. You try not to be over ambitious when filling your plate. <<if $cash >= 10>>[[Leave a Tip|Buffet Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 9>><<endif>> [[Stuffed|La Merica]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/buffet.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$1 USD|La Merica][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|La Merica][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|La Merica][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|La Merica][$anxiety += 1]].

Sculpted men and women in <<print $hotel>> uniform. It's the Activities and Recreation Team. [[Look Away|Indigo Bar]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

A bus will take the group to a nature park on a guided eco-tour. Lunch will be provided. It costs $80 USD. <<if $cash >= 80>>[[Get on the bus|Eco Tour]].<<elseif $cash <= 79>>You cannot afford this excursion.<<endif>> [[Forget It|Map]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

You see birds, lizards, and turtles. You are asked not to feed the animals. [[Snap a picture|Camera]]. [[Return|Map][$cash -= 80]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ceremony.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

[[Got It|Eco Tour]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>>

You have no rhythm but the instructor flatters you anyway. [[Sit Down|Indigo Bar]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

The sun is glaring. A guide offers you a [[soda|Soda]]. You moore above a coral reef. When you're ready, [[dive in|Coral Reef]]. [[Return|Beach]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/windwaves.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

It's less colorful than you expected. You notice a lot of algae. [[Come Up for Air|Boat Ride]]. <<set $anxiety += 2>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/windwaves.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

It's sweet and savoury, refreshing yet it burns. <<if $cash >= 5>>[[Leave a tip|Pool Tip]].<<elseif $cash <= 4>><<endif>> [[Stand Up|Pool]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/lounge.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

[[Memories|Pool]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>>

You wake up in the night sweating...the A/C has stopped. [[Get a glass of water|Tap Water]]. [[Call the concierge desk|Maid]]. <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ambient.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Is the tap water safe here? Better use the [[mini-bar.|Night Mini-Bar]] <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ambient.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

The concierge apologizes profusely and sends somebody from housekeeping. She looks tired. She must have done this before because your A/C is up and running again in no time. <<if $cash >= 5>>[[Tip her.|Maid Tip]]<<elseif $cash <= 4>><<endif>> [[Try to Sleep|Ambassador King Suite]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ambient.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

How much? [[$1 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 1]] [[$3 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 3]] [[$5 USD|Ambassador King Suite][$cash -= 5]] [[Nevermind|Ambassador King Suite][$anxiety += 1]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>>

<<if $cash >= 5>>[[Veuve Cliquot|Refreshed][$cash -= 65]], [[pretzels|Sated][$cash -=6]], [[Fiji Water|Refreshed][$cash -= 8]], [[Pringles|Sated][$cash -= 6]], [[Coca Cola|Refreshed][$cash -= 5]], [[Grey Goose|Refreshed][$cash -= 25]], [[some Gummy Bears|Sated][$cash -= 6]].<<elseif $cash <= 4>>[[You are broke|Ambassador King Suite]].<<endif>> <<set $anxiety += 2>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/ambient.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

Over soda your neighbours are discussing whether it's necessary to tip the staff. Some argue that gratuities are included. [[Discard|Boat Ride]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/windwaves.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>

[[Souvenirs|Beach Ceremony]]. <<set $anxiety += 1>>

Do you need anything? [[Leave|Concierge Desk]]. <<set $anxiety -= 1>> <audio autoplay fadein loop> <source src="sound/easydrum.wav" type="audio/wav"> </audio>